Kids, if you are going to troll--read the article.
Trolling is an art, from its humble beginnings on Usenet in the 80's it is now an oblique and black practice demonstrated daily in my Twitter stream by some of the best technologists around. The stakes are high, the winner often enjoys attitude hegemony over their topical clique. Winning jabs demonstrate deep insider knowledge of an inherent vulnerability of a subject, and the more you think about them, the more they implant themselves.
But sometimes the troll falls on its face from a disproportion of attitude and preparation--flame without fact. Observe this seeming zinger:
MelbourneIT dumps VMware vCloud Express http://bit.ly/k3DsA1 (HT @eekygeeky) < Service providers need better margins?
The author of the Tweet wants the reader to conclude that some problem has occurred in a competitor's service provider cloud account, and that pricing/margins are to blame! The author in this case sells a potentially competitive (sorta) alternative and is looking to score some quick points.
One small problem, the author of the tweet hasn't actually read the article:
"Melbourne IT chief technology officer Glenn Gore said that the company learned many lessons during the beta program, but wished only to offer a commercial IaaS product based on VMware's vCloud program, code-named "Redwood", to large customers. Most of these, he said, had already made the transition to paid services."
In insider speak, the service provider has moved from the .8 version of the product with a different code-name and interface, to the newest 1.0 version with a different GUI/interface/API and program. It has also transitioned customers from a free beta program to a paid set of services based on the updated product. The service provider's new interface and product is doing well with high paying large accounts--that is--the opposite of margin pressure.
Instead of being a knowing insider, the troll here has outed themselves as the opposite. This is not the path to troll fame and fortune kids.
My simple tips for effective trolling!
1. Read the article, probably twice, you want the comment to age well the more a reader understands about the topic and the more attention they pay--remember this is about highly informed attitude hegemony.
2. Be more oblique than you might otherwise be. Trust me, it’s how the cool kids do it.
3. Read the article again.



